Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Texas

I know, you are scratching your head wondering what this foreigner is going to say about Texas. I got this email forward today and it made me smile. In fact it was way longer with tons of funny things on it, but I am just going to post the first part. Seriously, I never thought I would see the day that Jeff Foxworthy's name appeared on my blog :-)

Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about folks from Texas...

If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas;

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas;

If "Vacation" means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas;

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas;

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas;

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas;

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas;

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and everybody's passing you, you may live in Texas;

If you find 60 degrees "a little chilly," you may live in Texas;

If you actually understand these jokes, and share them with all your Texas friends, you definitely live in Texas

5 comments:

susan said...

Well, I guess I'm half way there, I've only hit one deer. (knock on wood!) And I hope I never experience that again! That's why I dont go on the loop N. of Soncy to Tascosa Rd. @ night, too many deer bodies littering the place:-)
Gracen says they can't be called carcasses unless lions have partially eaten them and bones are exposed.(Now thats a kid who watches too much Animal Planet!)

Amy said...

So thankful I've been rescued from that place!

Donna said...

There's no place like home...glad to be in Texas!
Thanks for sharing!

Kristen said...

That is great! :)

Gena said...

That's pretty funny! I hope all is well!